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Published April 18, 2011 More Info »
Katherine Heigl This actress... Gladys Knight                                         ...this singer... Ted Bundy ...this serial killer... G. Beck                                                                                        ...and this guy...     …are or were all members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, AKA  the Mormons. This church was founded by… Joseph Smith, Jr. ...this guy, who at various times was arrested for treason, murder, arson, robbery, perjury and fraud, the last of which he was convicted for in the state of New York. This church requires all endowed members to wear long underwear at all times to guard against the temptation of evil. a hot chick Like, say, that which is found in a typical Katherine Heigl movie. Brigham Young The church’s early President, Brigham Young, said the "The Lord had cursed Cain's seed (persons of African descent) with blackness and prohibited them the Priesthood." The church prohibited blacks from being priests until the late 1970s. a hot chick and some real pips This would include people like, say, Gladys Knight. But she couldn’t become a priest anyway, because she’s a woman. Ted Bundy, latter-day saint As with most religions, murder, rape and kidnapping are generally frowned upon by the LDS, as presumably is necrophilia. But that didn’t stop this Mormon from his favorite hobbies. random lunatic This guy has often equated the U.S. Constitution with “divine inspiration.” I wonder if someone has told him that his church once fought a war against the United States?  Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City The Mormons. If you can’t trust them, then you must be paying attention. suit-wearer                       That includes you too, Mitt.
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