or
image Katherine Heigl This actress...









image Gladys Knight



                                        ...this singer...








image Ted Bundy


...this serial killer...










image G. Beck

                                                                                       ...and this guy...








    …are or were all members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, AKA  the Mormons. This church was founded by…



image Joseph Smith, Jr.

...this guy, who at various times was arrested for treason, murder, arson, robbery, perjury and fraud, the last of which he was convicted for in the state of New York.









This church requires all endowed members to wear long underwear at all times to guard against the temptation of evil.



image a hot chick


Like, say, that which is found in a typical Katherine Heigl movie.









image Brigham Young


The church’s early President, Brigham Young, said the "The Lord had cursed Cain's seed (persons of African descent) with blackness and prohibited them the Priesthood." The church prohibited blacks from being priests until the late 1970s.







image a hot chick and some real pips



This would include people like, say, Gladys Knight. But she couldn’t become a priest anyway, because she’s a woman.







image Ted Bundy, latter-day saint


As with most religions, murder, rape and kidnapping are generally frowned upon by the LDS, as presumably is necrophilia.

But that didn’t stop this Mormon from his favorite hobbies.






image random lunatic

This guy has often equated the U.S. Constitution with “divine inspiration.”

I wonder if someone has told him that his church once fought a war against the United States






image Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City


The Mormons. If you can’t trust them, then you must be paying attention.







image suit-wearer


                      That includes you too, Mitt.

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