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Published September 22, 2012
Never get in an elevator with more than three monkeys. Look both ways before you pickpocket a monk. Never eat sausage in a kibbutz. Don’t smile when you mow your lawn. Always tip your hat to a midget. Never go bowling with a vegetarian. If you can’t spell it – don’t eat it. Never sell Girl Scout cookies to the Amish. Never let your daughter date a chimney sweep. Always count your chickens before they molt. Never take a shower with your butcher. Always keep an extra whistle in your sock.