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Published July 28, 2009
I usually stay away from celebrities (mostly because of the restraining orders), but this photo was just begging to be captioned. Haiku only please!



The winners according to yours truly:

Bronze: JoeLeeThree
What a silly girl
No wonder they got stopped
She has no helmet

I'd be happy to lend her mine.

Silver: WILLIBOY
HEY, PULL IT OVER
NO MUFFLER ON HER EXHAUST
JUST A LITTLE MUFF

Clever as ever.

Gold: lizardladyfla
What do we do now ?
he might give us a warning
let him cop a feel

Now, THAT is how you turn a phrase, people!
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