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During the Arizona GOP debate, the four remaining candidates were asked to describe themselves in one word. Obviously with hard-hitting questions like that, shit is getting real and this election is about to blow up.

Here are the answers that were shown during the debate:

  • Mitt Romney: "Resolute"
  • Rick Santorum: "Courage"
  • Ron Paul: "Consistent"
  • Newt Gingrich: "Cheerful."
     

All solid answers, I guess. Unfortunately not as entertaining as the answers that didn't make the cut. For some reason, CNN did not broadcast the alternate takes the candidates gave. They're much more insightful than the answers actually televised.

Here are the ones CNN didn't show us:

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