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October 26, 2011

Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren pulled one too many pranks last month when she went around the station pretending she was a woman.

Greta Van Susteren pulls prank at Fox News, tells people she is a woman

On Monday, famed Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren and resident in house prankster, pulled yet another prank by wearing a dress and earrings to work. Adding yet another notch to the already impressive list.

Bill O’Reilly was in tears over Greta’s prank that he almost wasn’t able to go on air. “I swear, that guy can do anything. He literally can walk into a room and I’ll laugh”

Greta, or G-Money, as he is known among the studio released a press brief saying ‘I really have no idea why anyone thinks I am funny. I mean, I’m actually quite concerned. Every time I go into the women’s bathroom or mention my distaste for giving birth, everyone erupts into laughter. I mean, I’m a woman. Do they think that I’m a man?’


Our reporters met up with Sean Hannity who had this to add about Greta. “Oh my god, dude, G-Money is off da chain bro. I mean that cat is out of his mind, I tell ya. The other day I’m getting ready for my show and shit, right, and I turn the corner and boom G-Money is looking in the mirror, putting on lipstick or lip paint, whatever you call it. I mean G-Money! Wearing lady paint! Freaking pyscho man!”

Mr. Hannity then went into great detail about the dress incident, stopping every five seconds to get a hold of himself between side bending chuckles.

Upon hearing of the latest of Mr. Susteren’s ‘pranks’ have placed a sexual harrassement charge against the news anchor for repeated attempts to ‘peep’ at women in the female restroom. Mr. Susteren was not available for futher comment as he was being led away in handcuffs by local authorities.

Trial date, yet to be set.


-Herb Gomez is a seasoned reporter for Selleck and Me, writes mimed theatre, and lives in Piscataway, New Jersey, with his 17 children.