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February 23, 2015

I love winter

  • Its cold
  • Its fun
  • It looks cool
  • Stuff gets canceled
  • Society slowly begins to crumble underneath the idea that we cannot control nature
  • Snowball fights
  • Drinking hot beverages
  • Ice skating
  • Everyone is nice
  • Scarves & mittens
  • Climate control is a property of a dystopian world, and our weakness over snow provides a reminder that we still have more to lose
  • Snowflakes remind me how unique I am
  • Blizzards
  • Avalanches
  • Golfball-sized hail
  • Golfball-sized Lucy Hale
  • The possibility of an infinite snowfall that leaves us stranded underneath 200 feet of snow
  • Sledding
  • You can see your breath
  • Frosty the snowman?
  • Another ice age could occur without warning or RSVP
  • Watching the movie “Ice Age”
  • Catching a snowflake on your tongue
  • Catching a fever because the temperature has sunk to a witch’s tit and you forgot to pay the heating bill last month
  • Making a snow angel in the street
  • The last thoughts running through your mind while drowning beneath the shattered ice of what you thought was a completely frozen pond.