Hey hi hello, this is a new weekly article that celebrates the best tweets of the week that have ZERO to do with politics cuz we all need an escape from reality once in a while. It’s gonna be a lot of funny folks, cool art, animals…and above all else NO POLITICS!
*If you have tweets you love please send them my way @GlazerBooHooHoo! If I pick it I’ll be happy to credit you in the article for sharing it with me.
[God creating spiders]— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 19, 2017
How about a goth crab with a loom in its ass?
If you get enough tattoos you don't have to exercise— Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) July 18, 2017
I know this isn’t a rip-roaring tweet, but it is a great podcast! Check it out if you’re looking for two v funny dudes rating chain restaurants. #WigerHatesFries
Women's hair in video games be like pic.twitter.com/7AY9nCTGuh— Me, Sarah Shockey!! (@sarahjoyshockey) July 14, 2017
I'm still awake from a cold brew I drank last year.— Merrill Davis (@merrilldavis) July 19, 2017
Dear bread companies. We don't rock with this slice. It is not the homie. Instead of giving it to us, turn em into croutons. pic.twitter.com/jLLF9CxS1m— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) July 19, 2017
"The film is the talking." — David Lynch pic.twitter.com/rflReIMcRW— •Stanwyck• (@irmadesmond) July 18, 2017
HELLO MAGGOTS, WE'RE *KISS*, ARE YOU READY TO RIDE THE DEVIL'S OWN DICK TO HELLLL??? TWO-THREE-FOUR---rockin' is fun and rockin' is neat— #1 VERY GOOD BOY (@markmarklittle) July 18, 2017
Wife: Don't touch the deviled eggs in the fridge, they're for company.— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) July 19, 2017
Damn girl, are you chocolate? Because I love you but you killed my dog.— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) July 18, 2017
R Kelly trending— Hennessy Papi™ (@dat501guy) July 19, 2017
Kevin Hart trending
*finds out why* pic.twitter.com/gLcOpkSLdS
them: "hey what's the weed number?"— Cool Camp Counselor (@keylimewrites) July 20, 2017
Aliens Are Real FYI— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) July 18, 2017
cum and snot are basically the same thing. only difference is one shoots out of your body during sex and the other can get you pregnant— ret byram (@rad_milk) July 19, 2017
completely original game idea do not steal pic.twitter.com/CFOcOgio76—cat no marben-a(@bonerman_inc) July 19, 2017
Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind pic.twitter.com/XlHqGck0s5— am cosmos(@acosmos) July 18, 2017
Oh what so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming— Deirdre (@figgled) July 18, 2017
The pic won’t show cuz it’s quoted so click on the white space above the word ‘house’ to see something incredible. Technology has come so far.
lol why my dog cosplaying as George Washington pic.twitter.com/LjWlyBDdVS— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) July 18, 2017
Apparently CAST AWAY was very difficult to shoot. Every time Tom Hanks would yell "Wilson" his wife would walk into frame & see if he was ok— Paul Rust (@paulrust) July 18, 2017
My doctors office is in a staples— Conner O'Malley (@conner_omalley) July 18, 2017
Once I made fun of a movie on here and the woman who wrote it followed me for 6 months and only faved 1 tweet, where I said I'd gotten sick— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) July 17, 2017
[meeting a horse] this dog thicc af— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) July 18, 2017
nerd boys: i hate that there's a female Doctor Who!!! if a woman is in it i'm OUT!— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 16, 2017
also nerd boys: women won't date me because i'm too nice
See ya next week for more NOT politics.