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November 29, 2017
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Some wingmen are better than others but if any of the following apply to you: you're one of the best damn wingmen out there.

Not everyone is capable of walking into a situation, chatting up a potential romantic partner, and then going home for a roll in the hay. A lot of folks need a little help from a friend. And that friend is known as a “wingman.”

Some wingmen are better than others but if any of the following apply to you: you’re one of the best damn wingmen out there.

  • You’re in a beer commercial but not attractive
  • You sing “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'” with your boy at the bar to someone they are courting
  • You’re happy to have sex with your buddy after he strikes out
  • You can say “I’m gonna go check out the jukebox” in 14 different languages
  • You’re Judy Greer and this is a romantic comedy
  • You’re godfather to 20 kids
  • Your wedding day turned into your friend’s wedding day
  • You kiss his tear-stained cheek and remind him that real validation comes from within
  • You go home with a dog (a literal canine) so your buddy can get with the hot owner
  • You’re such a tool that your friends automatically just look better when they’re next to you
  • You are alcohol
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