308 Funny Votes
196 Die Votes
Published July 09, 2014

My wife says to me the other night…“How come we don’t make love like
they do in the movies?”

So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek a dozen
times, rammed it in, grabbed her by the hair and yanked her neck back so
she’d be forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her
over and came on her face….
She was pissed …

Turns out we don’t watch the same movies.