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January 10, 2017
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Use your Kia Soul as your Jeep Compass and you will be able to Chevrolet Traverse this complex Nissan Frontier called “life."

I know the world is a pretty tough place to be right now so I wanted to share some advice that I learned at the dealership to help you get through these difficult times. Thanks and take care:

When times are tough, sometimes it feels like there’s no Ford Escape and life is far from being a Ford Fiesta.

You don’t really Honda Fit in anywhere and you often feel out of your Honda Element.

Just remember, life’s a Nissan Quest, a Honda Odyssey that might push you to the very Ford Edge.

But you’re in charge of this Ford Expedition.

Use your Kia Soul as your Jeep Compass and you will be able to Chevrolet Traverse this complex Nissan Frontier called “life.“

Remember to Ford Transit Connect with yourself and be honest with who you are (no excuses, you have to call a Toyota Spade a Toyota Spade). Push yourself. Mitsubishi ASX Aspire to be something, even if it’s just who you are. Get out of your Toyota Comfort zone.

Play Honda Jazz, ride a Ford Bronco in an Isuzu Rodeo, wear a Honda Ascot, become a Chevrolet Celebrity chef, defeat Toyota Isis, whatever it is you do just make sure you are living by your own Honda Accord.

Buick Envision yourself where you want to be and Ford Focus your Ford Fusion Energi on what’s important.

Take Kia Pride in your work and be a Honda Legend to everyone.

But most importantly, remember to always follow your 2016 Lexus CT 200h with optional Enform* App Suite.

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