Thanks everyone for your great captions, comments, and short stories; I never knew there were so many Bacon possibilities, and lovers. All of the entries were great, it was VERY HARD to narrow them down to these Honorable Mentions, Major Awards, and the Top Three Winners, but I used the blind submission method and of course, my insightful and modest personal standards. I’m just sayin’… CONGRATULATIONS
FIRST – THE HONORABLE MENTIONS…
BEST LOL & INSIGHT INTO THIS BLOGS CREATION
Kristi51 - Existential malaise can often be relieved by makin bacon in new and creative ways
BEST PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
JoeLeeThree - Bacon soothes tense situations. "Honey I've found someone else and I'm leaving you. More bacon?"
BEST MENTAL HEALTH ALERT
keibar - Making bacon potholders is one of the first signs of dementia.
BEST ORIGINAL PUN
bigjas - I was addicted to bacon but now i'm cured
BEST REVELATION CAPTION
Amy4Birds - I was really pleased with my idea to make a pot holder out of bacon until I got those third degree burns.
SECOND - THE “MAJOR AWARDS”…
BEST ORIGINAL ANALOGY
phukuhp - BACON ON A SANDWICH IS LIKE LUNCH WITH BENIFITS.
MOST DISTURBING VISUAL
Lobizon - This isn't bacon, this is what happens when you hit a leper with a hot frying pan.
BEST NANO-DOCUMENTARY (with AROMAVISION)
rockydanz - When you live in an apartment building, you have thoseASShole neighbors who've cooked bacon. You step out your door and it's like HAHA! We have bacon and you don't! And the building will smell like bacon for the rest of the week!
BEST FEMINIST RANT JUSTIFYING USE OF A DEADLY WEAPON
paddydawkin - He made a quilt out of bacon while I was outside mowing the yard...So I cut that shit up, fried it and stacked it on MY plate, poured syrup on it and made him watch me eat every last piece of it. He got turned on and dropped his pants...That's when I shot him, Officer. It was all because of the Bacon!
JUDGES “SPECIAL” AWARD and BEST MOTHERS DAY REFERENCE
Phukuhp - And fat back, supposedly fat back is like bacon on steroids, you know. most people have never tried fat back, probably because it’s called ‘fat back’. I don’t know what creeps me out more - fat or back. Why don’t they just throw in hairy while they’re at it? “That’s some good hairy fat back. That reminds me, your mother called.”
AND THE WINNERS ARE…
THIRD PLACE – BRONZE MEDAL
tnert - I was looking at porn, but this pic distracted me...THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE BACON!!!
SECOND PLACE – SILVER MEDAL
phukuhp - You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now...
AND THE WINNER AND GOLD MEDALIST IS…
tnert - That's funny, at this precise moment I was actually rubbing my nipples with raw bacon, while pouring the grease down my chest...what a coincidence!
CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE AND THANK’S FOR PLAYING!!!
Good Morning everyone – welcome to another fine Thematic Caption/Comment Contest! This one will be judged by someone interesting; or me if they’re busy playing Polo this weekend. This Week-ends Theme?!
BACON!!! Hmmmmmm – Hmmmmm!! Can’t you just smell that? Can’t you just TASTE that?! Can you imagine the Sandwich you could make out of that? Only one rule, as usual …
Please use “Bacon” in your Caption/Comment, either Literally, Philosophically, or Existentially – the choice is yours, Bon Appétit!