Unable to book and frankly uninterested in being anywhere near the real Donald Trump, Colbert sat down with Cartoon Donald Trump to talk about recent campaign scandals. Of course there wasn’t time to talk about all of the scandals, just the ones that happened in the last day or so.

Cartoon Donald Trump was whiny, difficult to converse with, and illogical, which made him about 1000% more pleasant than having to interview the real deal.