Why are wrong numbers never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a dollar?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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