Published February 09, 2009 More Info »
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Published February 09, 2009

Why are wrong numbers  never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a dollar?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

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