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August 10, 2016
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Yeah, they made it, they put together two of the most time-consuming things in my life right now.

“Imagine Pornstar in the Real World.” That is how the trailer for the very first Pokemon Go porn parody starts. Yeah, they made it, they put together two of the most time-consuming things in my life right now. Porn and Pokemon Go. Goodbye, job search. Goodbye, friends and family. Now I have a sole goal in life: Gotta Fuck ‘Em All!

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Is this a Squirtle?

But I’ll pretend to be a reviewer for a second before I give up.

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First, another unnamed Pokemon

How does it work? In one sentence: it’s all digital, but the fun is still manual. You watch it, you jerk off. Then you get your phone and go catch them little monsters. Go back to step one and do it all over again.

And that is how I’ll waste my life.

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Gotta love Pikachu


Final assessment: Goodbye, world!

Here’s the trailer before I leave for good.

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