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February 13, 2015
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Wendy feels like she finally has a break from crazy people once she starts working at a shoe store. Little doe shse know that the craziness catches up to her.

Writer: Kelly Brotman
Date: 03/13/2015
Wendy Freshner’s Fall Jobs
Sketch #3
Job Title: Shoe Sale’s Person at the Shoe Tree.

Characters:
Wendy Freshner: Having two other jobs and a busy class schedule, Wendy has decides to quit the pharmacy job, her boss was too nuts to deal with. She decided to take a job that is hopefully not connected with Candy O’Jeffery’s Father businesses.
Mr. O’Jeffery: He is the first customer that Wendy is waiting on. He has a surprise for her.
Ruth Finnegan: She comes in the shoe shop to tell Wendy some exciting news.
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_Candy: Has some exciting news.

EX: Shoe Tree

IN: Shoe Tree Shoe Fitting area.
(Wendy, Nameless Employee, Mister O’Jeffery, Ruth Finnegan, Candy O’Jeffery)

Camera cuts to:

Wendy is busy organizing shoes while she talks to an nameless employee.

Wendy
I so needed this job. After working at my Mom’s Dental Office, her ex’s pharmacy and the Bed Ware house, I could use a nice stable job. I was able to say sayonara to my Mom’s office. Her hours are way too early and they interfered with my sleep schedule that I kept so I can stay awake during my classes . Plus her ex is barely capable of handling his worker’s schedules so as far as he knows I am still working there.

Nameless employee
Why are you telling me this?

Wendy
Because you asked me how was my day…

Nameless Employee
Right…you have a new customer who apparently has exclusive taste and did not want any old employee so he send me off to get you.

Wendy
Well I feel flattered, I am done here anyway.

Wendy follows nameless employee and then is horrified to find Mister O’Jeffery.

Wendy
M-mister O’Jeffery what are you doing here? Do you usually get your shoes in Beverly Hills?

Mister O’Jeffery
Normally I do Wendy but for this pair of shoes, I came here for a special announcement.

Wendy
Oh?

Mister O’Jeffery
For you.

Wendy
Should I be sitting down for this?

Mister O’Jeffery
Well your Mother should be here in a few minutes, so I shall let her tell you the good news.

Wendy
I am going to sit down anyway, I suddenly feel really shaky.

Mister O’Jeffery
Do you like my new glasses, your young Mother picked them out for me. She says they are hip and in the latest fashion.

Wendy
Did you say young?

Mister O’Jeffery
Of course my dear.

Wendy
Just checking.

Ruth enters the scene. She has sunglasses on and is filled with joy.

Ruth
Darling daughter, I have some wonderful news! Oh, Samuel you did not spoil the surprise did you?

Mister O’Jeffery
No my dear, I was waiting for you to share the glorious news.

Candy rushes into the scene.

Candy
Wendy why are you not answering your phone?! Oh Daddy I um did not realize that you and your fiancee would be here.

Wendy
(Shocked) Fiancee?!

Ruth
Candy sweetie, you ruined the surprise!

Candy
Did not think I had to ruin the surprise Mumsy.

Wendy
You did not just call my Mother Mumsy!

Ruth
She can call me Mumsy if she wants to honey.

Wendy
Are you two crazy? You just met two weeks ago.

Mister O’Jeffery
Best two weeks of my life.

Mister O’Jeffery bends down to kiss Ruth’s hand. She giggles in pleasure.

Wendy
So when is this occasion going to happen?

Ruth
Tonight. We are going on Samuel’s private plane! We are flying to Los Vegas and Elvis is going to marry us!

Candy
Daddy you did not tell me that you were going to get married by some old rocker?!

Mister O’Jeffery
He is from my time precious. Trust your old man on this one.

Wendy
I do not believe this.

Ruth
Oh honey this will be a good thing. Picture us living together in his mansion.

Wendy
Mother I am in college. I live in the dorms.

Ruth
Would you prefer a high end life filled with servants and your own private jet?

Wendy
Say what now?

Mister O’Jeffery
Well that is not exactly true dearest, we have to share the plane with the Hiltons . Even though the daughter has a rocky influence on young women. I am sure your daughter would straightened her out.

Ruth
Details, details.

Wendy
Mother do you know what your getting us into?

Ruth
Oh honey I am making our dreams come true.

Candy
Come on sis, i am taking us to party with Kanye West!

Wendy
(Sarcastic) Oh joy.

Candy takes Wendy’s hand leads her off the scene.

End of Sketch.

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