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Published January 22, 2010




















Tomorrow is the first day of class that I teach at the community college . . . “I am so excited!” ~ NOT!  But I have to do it now since I already signed the papers and everything to teach. 

Last week, I called the head of the department and asked how many students enrolled for my class; hoping that it’s less than eight, then it would be cancelled.  I can hear him clicking on his computer.  When he came back on the phone he said: “Nine students enrolled for the Saturday class.  Your class starts on the 23rd.”  I really tried to sound happy as I thank him for the information and hung-up.

I have been psyching myself since the day after my birthday.  I just kept on telling myself that this looks good on my resume: Adjunct Faculty since Spring of 2008.

Since I cannot really back out of this, I better be really excited about it.

So, what makes a girl more excited than ever . . . you might think an erotica story read by someone with a sultry voice OR phone sex with a stud muffin . . . one might think.  But nooooo! SHOPPING is!  So I went shopping for a new outfit.

All I can say is that I look really cute in it!

Finally, I am home.  Sitting on the couch, I found myself smiling.  I am actually excited to meet my students tomorrow.  I printed my student roster and try to pronounce their names.  And in my head I am trying to go through my ‘to do list’ (whatever am I going to do without my list) . . . outfit . . . with matching panties and bra . . . shoes . . . alarm . . . hmmm, I have a feeling that I might have forgotten something.  I rummaged through my portfolio.  My syllabus are there; nine of them! . . . my pens . . . folders.

Somehow something is missing.  As I was scanning through a syllabi and the course schedule:

Tentative Course Schedule

DATE

TOPIC

HOMEWORK

ACTIVITIES

Week 1

Jan. 23

Orientation

 

Lesson 1-1 The Clinical Laboratory

 

Lesson 1-2 The Clinical Laboratory Professional

 

Lesson 1-3 Introduction to Medical Terminology

 

Lesson 1-8 Laboratory Glassware

 

Lesson 1-9 General Laboratory Equipment

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!  I’m already lecturing tomorrow and I haven’t reviewed my notes yet.  (Why did I do that to myself?)

I better stop writing and start preparing for my lecture.  Wish me luck!

 

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