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It's a fur seal AT MOST but those are FUCKING SEA LIONS

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST are you SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT.

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THAT’S NOT A FUCKING SEAL IT’S A GOD DAMNSEA LION. See how the front flippers are big enough and strong enough to CARRY THE WIEGHT OF THAT FUCKING THING. That means it’s not a god damn seal. It’s a SEA LION.

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Sea LION caught on camera hitching a ride on a whale.

Who the fuck are these idiots? SEALS LOOK LIKE THIS

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A fucking SEAL

AND SEA LIONS LOOK LIKE THIS!

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A fucking SEA LION

SEE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?!?! IT’S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU FISH BRAIN SEA-RACISTS.

Ok, now look maybe some of you fucking smart asses are like “Actually that is an Australian Fur Seal, so it’s ok to refer to it as a seal.” Fuck no.

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I know for a fucking fact the dumb mother fucking ignorant pieces of shit who are writing this garbage aren’t giving TWO FUCKING SECONDS of thought to the distinction between a fur seal and sea lion. They are seeing a cute little fucking sea dog and calling it a damn seal like they are children who haven’t learned the fucking difference by now.

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NO IT’S FUCKING NOT. IT’S A FUR SEAL AT BEST AND JUST CALL IT A SEA LION THIS IS AMERICA, I MEAN AUSTRALIA, WHO FUCKING CARES. AUSTRALIA IS AMERICA WHEN IT COMES TO SHIT LIKE THIS.

Are we all just no-brained dip shits now? Cuz it feels like we are.

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NO FUCKING FACEBOOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND NO I AM NOT OVERREACTING THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM. IT’S A REAL PROBLEM WE NEED TO SOLVE.


… and then no one ever did solve it.


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… and then the author of this article blew his brains out onto his computer screen and was at peace for eternity.


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