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September 23, 2009


Every couple of months, 4 nicely dressed elderly women and a black gentleman come cruising around my cul-de-sac in a gold toyota camry to spread the word.  The word of Jehovah and his witnesses.  And every time they come, I sic the dogs on them.  The strange thing is, I lose my wireless internet connection when they are in the area!  I have to stick a toothpick in the router to re-set it and strange things happen when they come around.  My beagle's electronic collar beeps even though he is not near the perimeter!  These people are friendly, and I have accepted their literature in the past, but do they have supernatural powers?  Has anyone else experienced the power of the wi-fi Jehovah jihad?  Please share your experience so I can prepare for next time!