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Published May 26, 2011 More Info »
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Published May 26, 2011
An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck ownerfor a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the manbehind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?""Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting rangeand the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into thedriver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.May I ask what you are afraid of?Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,"Not a damned thing!"