AFRAID?

By Joe Burton May 27, 2011 | 270,408 Views
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An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner
for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man
behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card 
and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.

May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,

"Not a damned thing!"
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  • i don't get it
  • worst joke ever
  • funny..i get it but not sure if its "fall on the floor laughing" worthy.. more like "haha.. i get it"
  • Lol it is a bit of a ha ha ha i get it but it isn't funny not very, funny anyway
  • Nice
  • one gun is the same as 7 in self defense situations, unless you expect to get attacked by neo
  • Sounds like me, except, I'm in WV!
  • Awesome.
  • a ha.. ha.. ha.... wow, real original moron
  • what a dumb joke
  • i don't get it.
  • the beginings good, but it kinda faltered towords the end...
  • This only made laugh on the USA gun policy.
  • yea thats good stuff
  • They should add a funny part.
  • fukin ae
  • I just stumbled on to this, and came to the realization that facebook is full of dipshits!
  • wtf ahaha this was shit
  • thats more of a; huh nice. kinda joke. not too funny but not that lame.
  • this would be funny if i was black
  • bein a fellow redneck, i find it serious, not a joke, in my back seat i have my 12 ga. slug and my .243.
  • Does anyone from America actually call it the "boot"? I was under the impression that was English slang.
  • Being the liberal that I am, I will use this opportunity to insert my political views INTO EVERYTHING. Fuck off.
  • Do people really think this is a joke? This is a perfect example of exercising your 2nd amendment rights. And it's nothing to joke around with.
  • talking my language !!!!
 
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