This is sung to the tune of "White Rabbit"
One pill make it larger
And one pill makes you hard
And the ones that Bayer* makes you
Don’t do anything at all
It’ll feel ten feet tall
And if you go chasing some tail
And you know you’re going to fall
With your wife hookah smoking your caterpillar
You can’t answer the call
You’re no longer small.
When your man from the chessboard
Has lost all his get up and go
And you’ve just failed in the bedroom
And your balls are hanging low.
Take your Cialis
You’re good to go
With doctors and prescriptions
You're no more sloppy dead
And your wife has a waiting backside
And your Queen'll give you head!
Remember that your doorknob gets head
Feed your head! Get more head!
* They make Levitra
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