Every Time You Watch The Jersey Shore...
By I Heart Reading February 11, 2011 | 27,930 Views
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America, this is the path you've chosen. Now if you'll excuse me, the cabs are here.

This image has been floating around the internets for a few days right now, and we're not sure who to give proper credit to. Some backtracing leads us to Kelly Sutton. But a little more investigation finds this tweet by Emmerson McGinnis.

This image has been floating around the internets for a few days right now, and we're not sure who to give proper credit to. Some backtracing leads us to Kelly Sutton. But a little more investigation finds this tweet by Emmerson McGinnis.
But regardless, this is gold. And a sad sad truth.
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America, this is your doing.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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