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October 13, 2017

It sure ain't lasagna.

Little kitty cats sleep anywhere from 12 to 16 hours each day and they sure look peaceful…

But if you had their dreams, you’d think you were insane. Here are just some of the bonkers things running through your cat’s head when it curls up and goes to sleep.

  • Not actually being able to hang in there
  • Coughing up a hairball that’s the face of his father
  • Owning 17 crazy old ladies
  • Pooping on an endless beach
  • Loving Mondays
  • The meaning of all nine lives
  • Knocking a giant glass off the edge of the earth
  • Taking a history test but when he looks down and he has pants on
  • The “Opposites Attract” video but with parts reversed
  • You eating the dead birds he brings you and finally showing some fucking gratitude
  • Schrödinger