1. Break bread with Indians (woo woo Indians, not red dot Indians)
2. Steal their land.
3. Kill most of them in the process.
4. Feel somewhat bad about it and buy Louisiana from them for one dollar.
5. Feel a little bit worse about it and give them small chunks of land back and call them Reservations.
6. Allow them to build Casino Resorts on their Reservations so that I have a place to waste away with my gambling addiction.
7. Become completely broke and homeless.
8. Stand in line outside the local Shelter for my free Thanksgiving dinner.
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