Will Ferrell dropped by The Tonight Show Wednesday to announce that, effective immediately, he has taken over as Santa Claus. Turns out kids today, what with their Snapbooks and their Uber-Kiks, think that the old Santa is boring and super lame. With his love of Smash Mouth and Bluetooth technology, Ferrell’s Santa is not only much hipper and way more badass than the old Santa, but he also loves firing t-shirt cannons and flipping the script by sitting on people’s laps, instead of the other way around like some fat lame-o.

So yeah … you’re welcome, kids. Now remember to be good, because this Santa’s gonna find out who’s naughty or “noice.”