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Published September 11, 2008

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS LITTLE GUY. YEAH, THE UGLY DOG FROM THE CAPTION CONTEST.

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ABOUT A MONTH AGO WHILE ENJOYING MORNING COFFEE AND THE PAPER,I HAPPENED ACROSS A JOURNAL SPONSERED CONTEST CALLED "DAYTONA BEACHES UGLIEST DOG ".

WELL I COPY MOST OF THE PICTURES THAT ARE USED IN THE CAPTION CONTESTS AND THE WINNING QUOTES, AND I RECALLED THIS LITTLE FELLOWS PICTURE. SO, AS AN INSIDE JOKE I MADE A KODAK SLICK AND SENT THE PICTURE IN WITH THE CONTEST APPLICATION. ITS BEEN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND I HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE CONTEST SINCE, TILL TODAY WHEN I GOT A CALL FROM THE PAPER TELLING ME LITTLE PEDRO WON THE CONTEST.

MY FIRST VERBAL REACTION WAS OH NOOOO. THE NICE LADY PICKED UP ON THIS, AND ASKED IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH LITTLE PEDRO. YES, I TOLD HER TRYING TO SOUND AS HURT AS I COULD, WHEN IT WAS EVERYTHING I COULD DO NOT TO LAUGH. THERE IS A PROBLEM. PEDRO IS DEAD. IT SEEMS THAT A FEW DAYS AGO PEDRO WAS LET OUT TO DO HIS BUISNESS AND WHEN CALLED DID NOT COME HOME. THIS CREATED A NEIGHBORHOOD WIDE SEARCH FOR THE MISSING DOG.

WE FOUND PEDRO'S REMAINS OUT IN THE WOODS NEXT TO THE 16TH  FAIRWAY, AND IT WAS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT ONE OF THE EAGLES, OR HAWKS THAT NEST IN THIS TREE LINE HAD GRABBED HIM UP FOR LUNCH. THE NICE LADY WAS AGAST AND SHOWED ALL GOOD SIGNS OF GREIF OVER MY LOSS. I THANKED HER FOR HER SYMPATHY AND ALLOWED THAT THE SECOND PLACE PICK WOULD NICELY FILL IN FOR PEDRO. THANKING HER AGAIN I  STARTED TO SAY GOODBYE WHEN SHE ASKED IF I MIGHT HOLD FOR A REPORTER BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THAT PEDROS DEMISE WOULD MAKE A GOOD SIDEBAR STORY.

BEING ME I COULDNT HELP MYSELF AND SAID SURE ID TALK TO HIM. THE GUY COMES ON AND ASKS A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT PEDRO,AND SAID HE WOULD WRITE UP A "NICE LITTLE STORY" WHICH WOULD RUN IN CONJUNCTION WITH A WATCH OUT FOR EVIL GATORS , BIRDS, AND WILDCAT STORY THEY PUBLISH AS A CUSTOMER SERVICE ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR.

THE STORY IS SCHEDULED TO RUN SOME TIME NEXT WEEK COMPLETE WITH PEDRO'S PICTURE.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE IM A BADDDD BOY.

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