Our old Pat Robertson is mad about the election results.
The scary changes happening around him are apparently an attempt to destory Evangelical Christians.
He really needs a hug.
Late yesterday Barack Obama held on to the Presidency of the United States of America proving once again that you can pray all you want but, God doesn't respond to haters & trolls.
Dear Pat Robertson ... Obama won. Gays are happily marrying. Millions still have food stamps. Marijuana is getting legalized ... and look ... the world didn't end. Maybe you can take this as a sign that God doesn't like your bigotry?
I know you won't, but at least God tried.
So you've just told another Holocaust joke that failed miserably. That's okay, Pattie - You just flubbed the wording ... you see Hitler stirred religious anger to rally Christians. What the voters of this country did was say NO to the same crap that fueled Nazi Germany ... HATRED.
Let me help you fix your failed joke:
"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the gays, so Evangelical America is now doing to the gays. It's no different. It is the same thing. It's happening all over again. It is the Corporate Church, the religiously-based media and blind followers who want to destroy human rights. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed towards any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in the world."
See ... I barely changed a word there. Now you go back and rewrite that joke and just wait for the applauses.
Keep up the comedy, Pattie - You'll make it one day.
Added 7 months ago
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