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Published May 03, 2012 More Info ยป
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Patricia Kentil, the cancer incarnate seen above, is facing jail time after being accused of taking her 6 year old daughter into a tanning booth. In recent interviews she answered these shocking allegations with the rhetorical question, "Do I look like a person who would take my six year old into a tanning booth?!" Which even prosecutors admit is a very clever defense, since no she doesn't. Look like a person. I mean. She looks like a piece of burnt toast someone put in a pink shirt for some reason. Even celebrities have expressed outrage over the case. Most notably? Snookie. Which is understandable, I always get upset when people steal my ideas too...