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October 25, 2009



There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell 

her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. 

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy 

handled it. 

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached  the 


The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for 


'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. 

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a 

crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. 

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in  this 

room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong 

with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the 

Doctor in private.' 

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of 

strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, 

waited several minutes, and then re-entered. 

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. 

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken  her 

advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. 

The waiting room erupted in laughter. 

Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose!