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September 23, 2009
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>Ok I get a lot of chain mails but this one was worth sharing as at some point in time in our lives we have met these people.
>Subject: How do these people survive?
>ONE
>Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
>I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
>'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
>'You don't?' I replied.
>'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
>'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
>'That's right.'
>So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
>(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
>
>TWO
>I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
>After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
>Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
>I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
>She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
>She had no clue to what had just happened.
>
>THREE
>A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
>When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
>(keep shuddering!!)
>
>FOUR
>I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
>She replied, 'I knew I! should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
>'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
>'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
> PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
>
>FIVE
>Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
>Brunette, by the way!!
>
>SIX
>A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
>Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'
>
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>Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!
>
>I had one lady at apt building keep tweaking her damn car alarm to open her 1980 car at 430 am. I told her kindly one day that maybe just maybe people were still asleep when she left for work to unlock it with her key. She replied while smacking her gum OH there is a key hole. ARRRRRRR(screaming like Sam Kinason about now))) I wanted to soo badly smack intelligence into her but it would of been pointless. hope you enjoyed the funny
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