WOW! It has been one fooked up winter!
Sorry I've been away for a while..... Sometimes life has a way of reminding you that you're its bitch and its got a few new tricks to teach you. I won't bore you with details...until I can figure a way to make it sound funny. In the meantime, here's a pic I found that finally sparked a little creativity on my part. I was beginning to think I lost my funnybone...and out of the blue...a little bit of inspiration!
(Ok...so it's not that inspirational...and it practically wrote itself....but baby steps. Baby steps!)
Thank you for calling The Wong Fook Hing Book Store, how can I help you?
Yes. Could I speak to The Wong Fook Hing manager?
Yes, mam. This is The Wong Fook Hing manager. What can I do for you?
I ordered a book from you last week and I never received a call letting me know it was in. I am very upset! Is this how The Wong Fook Hing Book Store chain does business? How do you expect to stay in business if you do not take care of your Wong Fook Hing customers?
I am so sorry, mam. Let me try to figure out where your book is. We at The Wong Fook Hing Book Store try hard to make sure all of our customers get the Wong Fook Hing service! Now, do you remember the Wong Fook Hing clerk that took your order?
ummm...I think his name was Dick.
We. Don't. Have. A clerk named Dick.
You. Don't. Have a Dick?
No, mam. No Dick here.
OHHHHHHH! Well, now that I think of it...maybe I ordered it from your competition...YES...that's it! I didn't order it from The Wong Fook Hing Book Store after all! Silly me!
<laughing> Mam! No problem! You should have called The Wong Fook Hing Book Store in the first place! I assure you that if you did, you would have gotten Wong Fook Hing service...and a ten percent discount with your Wong Fook Hing discount card!
From now on, I'm getting all my reading material from The Wong Fook Hing Book Store!
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