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April 21, 2012

Don't quote Ben again until you've got your quotes straight!

A fool and his money are frequently parted on e-mail solicitation lists generated by Zynga.


There never was a good war or a bad peace, but there is a good English translation of War and Peace.


Waste not, because that empty Coke bottle is good for ten cents at the recycling center, fool.


We must all hang together, for assuredly, we’ll all get lost like frickin’ hobbits in the mines of Moria if we hang separately.


In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes and diurnal revolution and rabbits having sex and another Stones tour.


Leave it to the flow we gettin' dough like a bakery,I don't really want to but these niggas makin' me.


Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety are just the kind of clients a good insurance salesman goes after like a famished hawk.


Remember that time is money, especially when you’re parking in downtown San Francisco.


A great Empire, like a great cake, should not be eaten at one sitting.


A penny saved is a sign you still got 119 more pennies before you can hit up Redbox, suckah!



For more absurdity check out Space Command and the Planets of Doom: http://amzn.to/atEZo9