In his most recent appearance on Conan, Bill Burr talked with Conan about his favorite and least favorite aspects of the holiday season. Specifically Burr expressed his disdain for Black Friday, which he thinks is just a waste of time and energy where people clamor to get stupid stuff like wigs, processed meat, and trampled by other Black Friday shoppers.

Burr’s complaints may seem kinda late, since Black Friday’s done for this year already, but he offers several solutions which I guess we should take into account for this time next year, the first being that maybe everyone who Black Friday shops should just admit they can’t afford that stuff, and the second being a way more dangerous situation involving a billionaire and a hot air balloon.

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