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A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.
“Bastard!” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.“Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”
“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.
“Bastard!” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.“Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”
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- Haha! XD
- ha, ha, ha
- Did Kenny die? Because I am kind of imagining Kyle out-bursting with, "YOU BASTARD!!"
- That guy is stupid and rude, why would the killer keep the hammer? You have to dispose of the murder weapon, and since he kept killing people with hammers no wonder he didn't ever have one.
- ha
- you are fuckin telling me a man with a set of perfectly good testicals doesnt have a fuckin hammer? i know itsa joke , a funny one at that, but if you dont have a hammer what tools do you have ? maybe a bic lighter and a cresson wrench?
- Ha ha!
- if he doesnt own a hammer...then what if he is innocent.
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