MODERN MOTHER GOOSE---LITTLE PIGGIES

MODERN MOTHER GOOSE: This little piggy went to the mall. This little piggy shopped on ebay. This little piggy made a valid eating choice that suited their metabolism. This little piggy was a vegan. This little piggy had social adjustment issues and possibly tourette syndrome, so it went to the pharmacist (a dwarf named Doc) for some medicinal calibration.  And they all lived dysfunctionally ever after. The End.