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Published August 16, 2013

pollution is not the problem. time is:

the problem is fixable, so long as you can throw money at it... it's just the way the world is, corporations pollute. they do it with permits or without and get a mediocre fine that goes to people who sit on it. wait for it to hatch into a new glorious habitat to replace the old one. How long does it take for wetlands to grow? I'm sure by the next financial quarter we'll have an even better hollowed out hell-scape. with strip malls and high-rises as far as the eye can see.

i mean, 'who still even cares about the environment? is that even still a thing?' i know i don't. i breathe just fine here in my plastic bubble.

i don't eat salmon or drink tap water, my food does but then i cook it and assume it's okay because monsanto has done it for decades without accountability.(it's surely an indictment of the education we receive in america and around the world. Come on, corporations are people too.)

on behalf of all the megalomaniacal exploitative industries:

PLEASE KEEP DESTROYING THE WORLD WE LIVE IN- IT"S HISTERICAL

-redshaman aka bababooey-howard-stern's-penis

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