or

 

OKCupid User: LegBraceJake22 / M / Straight / Single Hazlet, New Jersey
My self-summary they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well
What I’m doing with my life funemployed/livin large
I’m really good at gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys
The first things people usually notice about me broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns
shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass
muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist
food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers)
The six things I could never do without 1 paintball gun for shooting at animals2 porn unless i meet a nice girl3 humer/laughing4 grilled stuft burrito5 break.com6 my mom’s love7 salvia8 fuckfear drinkbeer
I spend a lot of time thinking about black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos
On a typical Friday night I am burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming
The most private thing I’m willing to admit im a mama’s boy
I’m looking for • Girls who like guys• Ages 18-19• Near me• For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting

 i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her

OKCupid User: LegBraceJake
22 / M / Straight / Single 
Hazlet, New Jersey

My self-summary 
they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well

What I’m doing with my life 
funemployed/livin large

I’m really good at 
gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys

The first things people usually notice about me 
broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food 
books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns

shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass

muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist

food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers)

The six things I could never do without 
1 paintball gun for shooting at animals
2 porn unless i meet a nice girl
3 humer/laughing
4 grilled stuft burrito
5 break.com
6 my mom’s love
7 salvia
8 fuckfear drinkbeer

I spend a lot of time thinking about 
black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos

On a typical Friday night I am 
burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming

The most private thing I’m willing to admit 
im a mama’s boy

I’m looking for 
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-19
• Near me
• For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if 
you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting

 i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her

 

Advertisement
Advertisement

From Around the Web