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  OKCupid User: LegBraceJake 22 / M / Straight / Single  Hazlet, New Jersey My self-summary  they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well What I’m doing with my life  funemployed/livin large I’m really good at  gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys The first things people usually notice about me  broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food  books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers) The six things I could never do without  1 paintball gun for shooting at animals 2 porn unless i meet a nice girl 3 humer/laughing 4 grilled stuft burrito 5 break.com 6 my mom’s love 7 salvia 8 fuckfear drinkbeer I spend a lot of time thinking about  black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos On a typical Friday night I am  burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming The most private thing I’m willing to admit  im a mama’s boy I’m looking for  • Girls who like guys • Ages 18-19 • Near me • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex You should message me if  you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting  i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her  
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