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Here are seven guys who will not help your fantasy team and possibly your entire life:

With your fantasy football draft coming up, I’m sure you’ve got a handle on the types of players you need in order to compete for a championship. Le'Veon Bell, Odell Beckham Jr., and Andrew Luck are just some of the names you may be looking at drafting early. But who should we be avoiding at all costs? Who is not worthy of being drafted? Here are seven guys who will not help your fantasy team this season:

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1. Walter Payton

Walter Payton is dead. Don’t draft him.

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2. Stephen Hawking

Hawking is an incredibly brilliant scientist. However, he’s also a wheelchair-bound 73-year-old man. Let someone else take him.

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3. Jon Stewart

Stewart has made a successful transition from “The Daily Show” to the world of professional wrestling. This, however, does not mean there will ever be any opportunity for him in the NFL. Make not drafting Stewart your “moment of zen.”

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4. Jon Snow

Although cool, Jon Snow is a fictional character. Focus on drafting real people. Winter is coming.

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5. Oscar the Grouch

Oscar the Grouch is a Muppet who lives in a trash can. Need I say more?

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6. A Ham Sandwich

Ham sandwiches are delicious but terrible at football.

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7. Tim Tebow

Tebow shouldn’t be picked by anyone. I’d rather have the ham sandwich.

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