ARE YOU A REAL PILOT?

By Joe Burton November 30, 2011 | 905,280 Views
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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. 

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' 

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? 

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' 

The two sat sipping in silence. 

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?" 

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
 
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  • i dont get it?
  • OH GOD....XD
  • fuck lesbiens!
  • (funny or die) I choose to die
  • really was not that funny at all... maybe if you're still in highschool
  • I liked it!!
  • boring
  • What a terrible, tasteless joke that is about the quality of a chain e-mail from the 90's. Congratulations.
  • the comments here are much funnier than the joke itself :)
  • This joke blows!!!
  • Wow! I didn't know I was a lesbian too!
  • I have made better jokes about the Holocaust. This joke is boring.
  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Epic. :D
  • Not funny whatsoever
  • well that was fuckin terrible
  • I thought it was funny. -_________________-
  • Funny. haha
  • thanx
  • ya i wont lie...it was kind of predictable. nothing special.
 
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