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Published August 12, 2008 More Info ยป
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Published August 12, 2008

Been married today for 13 years.Been with her 18 years.None of the magic has gone away.Ok,sure I'm fibbing some.Like instead of swinging a rubber chicken its now an ax.Instead of sawing her in half I'd like to rip each limb off seperately.I lower the veil over the box and she dissapears...and I don't bring her back.

If ya know me you know I'm kidding.She is more fun lively and sexy than when I met her and all I wanna do is be with her.I'm a very lucky dude.I've always felt you get exactly what you deserve.Wow! What could I have done so right......oooooor what could she have done sooooo wrong.

LOL!

Zoo


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