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Published: March 22, 2011
Description: Ghostface Killah is hiring. And I've got questions.

No no no. We're not talking about Charlie Sheen's internship ad. What is this, early March 2011? No thank you. We've all moved on to bigger and better lower ranking job opportunities. Please see below, from your future employer:

Yup. Ghostface Killah is hiring. I have to assume this is a paid position, given cash rules everything, etc. But you never know. It's also a gig where one can work remotely, as evidenced by:

Anyway, I wanted to know more before applying, so I tweeted @GhostfaceKillah with some very pressing questions. Hopefully I'll hear back shortly.