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August 08, 2008
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We Are the PerronBrothers

Mike:  Hey what's up everyone.  We are (said in unison) the PerronBrothers.

Marty:  I'm Marty!  I'm the musician.  (plays a guitar rift).

Matt:  I'm Matt!  I'm the funny one:  (tells a quick joke).

Mike:  I'm Mike! I'm the writer.  (mimics a typewriter)

(Matt and Marty share a look (smirks))

(background music stops).

Matt:  Dude...what?

Mike:  What?

Marty:  Hey, look at me...I'm Mike.  I'm the "writer".  (mimics quotations)

Mike:  What?

Matt:  You are the writer?  It just sounds funny.  That's all.

Marty:  Yeah, like it's all profound and shit.

Mike:  But I am the writer...

Matt:  I would argue that we all are "the writer".

Marty:  Did you write my songs?  No you didn't.

Matt:  Don't get upset, it's just that we all contribute so it's probably not fair for you to claim "the writer"  status.

Marty:  Not to mention it just sounds cheesy.

Matt:  Yeah, writers are lame.

Mike:  Allright, then I'll be the funny one as well.

Marty:  Eh Eh.  (dolphin) Matt's the funny one.  You aren't that funny.  Sorry.

Mike:  Well I AM a musician.

Matt:  Dude, really?  Last time I checked - harmonica doesn't count as an instrument.

Mike:  What the hell!  Is this a pile - on session??

Marty:  Ooh, Mr. Feelings.  You can be the sensitive one.

(Mike moves towards Marty but Matt moves in).

Matt:  C'mon.  Keep it together.  Just pick a new title.

Mike:  I'll be the actor.

Marty:  Hoo, that's a stretch.

Mike:  I took an improv class.

Matt:  Yeah, on a Saturday morning with a bunch of high school kids and neglected housewives.  That counts.

Marty:  Still, I guess we could give him that.

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Mike:  Hey what's up everyone.  We are (said in unison) the PerronBrothers.

Marty:  I'm Marty!  I'm the musician.  (plays a guitar rift).

Matt:  I'm Matt!  I'm the funny one:  (tells a quick punch line).

Mike:  (irritated)  I'm Mike! I'm the most experienced actor.

Pan over to Dad sitting with a glass of wine.  "Oh no your not"  he says.

[[perronbrothers.com]]

"Gosh Dad!"


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