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Fox News doesn't think all women shouldn't vote. Just single women.

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Kimberly Guilfoyle is not sure that young single women have what it takes to vote and sit on juries and whatnot. Not because they’re dumb, but because they are probably busy with boys and parties and brushing their hair.

“It’s the same reason why young women on juries are not a good idea,” Guilfoyle said on The Five. “They don’t get it!”

“They’re not in that same life experience of paying the bills, doing the mortgage, kids, community, crime, education, healthcare. They’re like healthy and hot and running around without a care in the world.”

It is extremely difficult to vote while single and female. It’s hard to see the ballot around your still-perky breasts, and your ringless finger is so light that every time you reach for the voting machine, your hand flies up and hits you in your pretty, empty face.

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