In a poll conducted by Capi-Tail
magazine, 69% of American men
admitted that if presented with the opportunity for an intimate
encounter with former Alaska governor and 2008 republican
vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, they would hit that.
However, the same scientific poll found that only 17% of men in the U.S. would ever, under any circumstances, marry the bitch.
The poll is the first in a series on female candidates’ political
bangability which will soon include U.S. Representative/potential
republican presidential candidate Michelle Bachman.Capi-Tail
editor C. Farnsworth Smelter says that the poll was
taken from telephone, internet and in-person interviews throughout
America, and included some 22,000 men from all income levels, races,
ethnic groups, faiths, regions and political orientations.
The poll also found that 62% of men would like to receive oral pleasure
from Mrs. Palin, though only 9% had any interesting in giving her oral
pleasure. The rate of interest in going down on the North Star was
slightly higher amongst Democratic (11%) than republican (8%) men.
30% of men would like to engage in anal intercourse with Sarah Palin,
and an almost identical number – 29% - believe that “the bitch would
really be into it.”
When asked to briefly describe her in terms of being a potential
intimate partner, a full 38% said Palin was “Booty call city.” 21% used
the phrase “hobag,” 18% described Palin as a “total freak,” 12% as a
“kinky broad” and a curious 8% as a “stoopid hood rat.”
Virtually every man’s response in the poll included the use of the word “bitch” at least six times.
While only 17% would marry Palin, 21% said that they would become
engaged to her in order to “tap that thang.” 58% admitted to a
willingness to lie to Palin in order to have sex with her and 4% said
that they would not rule out the use of roofies on a date with the
mother of “Dancing With The Stars” performer Bristol Palin.
59% of men, incidentally, expressed an interest in a threesome featuring
both Sarah and Bristol Palin, and the number goes up to 61% when the
potential scene features mother-daughter intimacy.
Editor Smelter commented, “I couldn’t make this up.”
Both single and married men were polled, but it was found that answers did not differ in relation to marital status.