this morning, after i finished getting dressed, i took my first bite of banana, chewed it about 3 times, when suddenly a sneeze rushed upon me with such violence, i slid the couch forward about 6 inches and still haven't found the cat.
and even though i covered my mouth with my hand, i STILL had to change my clothes.
semi-chewed banana and snot look an awful lot alike...
S.H.I.T. - Sure Happy It's Thursday!
(p.s. yes, i know i'm supposed to sneeze into my "elbow pit", but could you image the mess that would have made?)