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Published November 19, 2009

ok.

this morning, after i finished getting dressed, i took my first bite of banana, chewed it about 3 times, when suddenly a sneeze rushed upon me with such violence, i slid the couch forward about 6 inches and still haven't found the cat.

and even though i covered my mouth with my hand, i STILL had to change my clothes.

semi-chewed banana and snot look an awful lot alike...

S.H.I.T.  -  Sure Happy It's Thursday!

(p.s. yes, i know i'm supposed to sneeze into my "elbow pit", but could you image the mess that would have made?)

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