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April 01, 2016

Woman Cures World Of Clinical Depression With Inspirational Selfie

CALABASAS, CA — 19 year-old barista Megan Shwartz posted a selfie to Twitter coupled with the caption “Live Laugh Love"and has effectively cured every case of depression in the world. The selfie, showcasing her cute new bangs, unbeknownst to her was shared over 330 million times across multiple social media platforms. Dylan Mcarthy who has struggled with depression for over 15 years was stunned when he came across the picture while stalking his ex-girlfreind’s Instagram. "I just couldn’t believe it. It was so succinct, so simple and yet so profound. The thousands of dollars I have spent on therapy and prescription drugs were nothing compared to reading an inspirational quote by a barely legal teen with little life experience. I know she has no mental health training or understanding of the world at large, but it was exactly what I needed to hear. Plus she had great bangs.” Deservingly so, Megan will receive the 2016 Nobel Prize in medicine for potentially saving hundreds of thousands of lives for years to come.