i just found out about this internet star...julie allison, i think her name is. she not talented, but she's quite pretty, and has a knack for shameless self promotion. she is the new IT girl.
anyway, since i believe that we are going to bring about the end of the world any day now, i have decided that before that happens...i'm gonna fuck her. it might take some stalking, and it might take some serious boozing (since, it would be hard for me to remain attracted to her after she speaks, based on her blog content) to stay interested...but it must be done...it must be done.
DAYS UNTIL THE APOCOLYPSE: 1,395, 422
DAYS SPENT TRYING TO FUCK JULIA ALLISON: 1