A local lawyer’s career is in jeopardy after a spell cast by his demonic son resulted in him being unable to lie for an entire day.
The man lost his legal practice and fears he’ll never work again after embarrassing himself in court in what was believed to be an extremely high profile ‘make or break’ case.
The child, who cast the spell on his birthday, is currently under surveillance in a local church. Sources claim that an exorcist has been summoned, but it is unknown whether demonic forces are still in possession of the boy’s soul. A local Priest has been quoted as saying that this might not be an isolated incident.
A child’s birthday party can often result in the accidental summoning of a demonic creature. Scholars have speculated that it has something to do with the positioning of the candles on the cake. In addition, if a clown is present then the chances of an evil spirit being awoken, increase dramatically.
In the past, demonic possession has often been associated with vomiting, contortion of the body and yelling blasphemous obscenities. However, it is not unheard of for modern day demons to torture their victims with ironic spells such as this one.
In a bizarre twist, this publication has learned that the boy’s Mother had been cheating on her husband with an unknown third party and planned to transport the child across state lines. In a remarkable conclusion to the day, the unnamed lawyer was able to prevent their jet airliner from taking off by obtaining a motorized staircase somehow capable of keeping up with it. Quite why he was so desperate to reconcile with his corrupted child is still as yet unknown, though revenge has not been ruled out as an option.
Neither the Mother nor the third party were available for comment, so their level of involvement in the corruption of the child’s soul is still being speculated upon. Meanwhile, authorities are advising any parents planning on throwing birthday parties for their children, to simply not risk it until this wave of evil blows over.