Hello Friends! It's me, Marisa! Dave is off scoping out chicks at the local arcade, leaving ME to my own blogging devices! What could I possibly write about other than BOYS? Like most 22 (14) year-old girls, I listen to a lot of top 40 radio. As a result, I have found myself falling head-over-heels in love with rap superstars and their sexy, decadent lifestyles. I'll admit this is a departure from my normal "type" (wispy in stature, hairstyle, and wallet) so I am still learning a lot about this kind of courtship. I tagged a couple songs on Shazam (seriously guys, best iphone application) and responded to the love letters that pulse through my car speakers between 10:00am and 10:30am on my morning commute.
“I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend you over.”
-Akon ft. Eminem, ‘Smack That’
Thank you for your politeness. To be honest, I feel like I’m not alone in feeling such a suggestion warrants at least a dinner. That being said, bending me over is still a possibility. Or maybe we will have sex on a bed? No bending required! Anyway, we’ll see how the evening goes!
P.S. I love Taebo!
"Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole,
no panties, no shirt....
How you make that booty talk,
Baby, damn you is the shit "
-Ray J, 'Sexy Can I'
Of course you can visit me at work. My cubicle is the one by the microwave (follow the smell of hot pockets) with a baby deer desktop on the computer. Also, the only thing this booty says is "These jeans are tight! Stop drinking milkshakes!"
"Shawty you the hottest, love the way you drop it
Brain's so good, I s'pose you went to college
$100k deposit, vacations in the tropics
Everybody know it ain't trickin' if ya got it"
- T.I., 'Whatever You Like'
Thank you for the compliments! I dropped out of community college after a year and a half and have always been self-conscious about it. Also, It's so nice to hear chivalry isn't dead!
P.S. What are rims?
"You Got Me So Hypnotized
The Way Your Body Rollin Round And Round
That Booty Keep Bumping, Titties Just Bouncin Up And Down"
-Plies ft. Akon, 'Hypnotized'
I once saw a hypnotist show with my family in at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. My favorite part was seeing the audience volunteers act like Frankenstein!
Should be wearing a more supportive brassiere,
"Talk to me, I talk back
Let's talk money, I talk that
Crunk juice bombs, Oakley shades
Shawty got class, oh behave"
-T-Pain ft. Yung Joc, 'Buy You a Drank'
Wait... Oakley shades? You mean... these??
Nevermind. This isn't going to work out.