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April 20, 2016
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coffee words

Hypothesis: You can probably get away without sounding like a snob if you say “This coffee is ________.”

  • hot (or cold)
  • brown
  • milky
  • sour
  • dark
  • warm (unless it’s iced)
  • liquid
  • strong
  • energizing
  • steamy
  • cupped
  • new
  • stirred
  • unstirred
  • wet
  • good
  • great
  • okay
  • burning!!!
  • funny
  • sweet
  • bitter
  • real
  • tired of writing this article???? jp jp jp but i am
  • empty
  • Note: Discovered in writing this that I think if you say BAD, OLD, WATERY, or other negative descriptors it can sound pretentious
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