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November 12, 2008
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 I know I've been kinda on a rant rampage the last few days but I'm easily bored and even more easily amused by myself, so i have yet another one.
Lastnight Mrs bagel and myself were watching porn. (why you ask? because it's there!) I've noticed that lately all the porn we get seems to have spitting in it .Women spitting on men, men spitting on women. women spitting on cross dressing dwarf hermaphrodites. (its a friends movie I swear)  So whats up with that?  Maybe I'm out of the porn loop. Is there a news letter? Have we all just become so indifferent to people fucking that we need them to invent new nasty stuff? Am i the only one that finds this slightly icky? I've been with quite a few women in my life ( yes some of them even sober) and haven't yet had the desire to spit on them. ( well ok once when i was really tired and had to fake an orgasm with a near sighted partner, but that was different). nor have any of them spit on me. I realize bodily fluid transfer is part of the whole thing, but jesus! if someone decides to hock a loogie on my me  its not what i'd call romantic . Whats next? Flicking a booger on me as foreplay?Now don't get me wrong I'm as kinky as the next guy (provided the next guy isn't blaine) but I honestly think id rather be peed on. At least thats hilarious, ( sorry potty play people but that shit cracks me up).I'm just now wondering (and slightly worried) whats gonna come next. If its got anything at all to do with earwax i want no part of it.

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